My neighbour George was screwing the Mother Earth
his rocket willy said: snap, crackle and vroom
my neighbour George, a mythical creature, a man like a
dick, did some sculpting at a pottery class
leveled his brain chemistry
immortalised himself went home
with a dildo made of clay in his lap, it
made a sad little buzz
like the Autumn’s last cricket
like the last Autumn’s last cricket
that in his hand George, my neighbour,
waved with an impish smile on his face
despite the objections of all the experts
my neighbour George stepped out of the space rocket, wearing a spacesuit
to feel the space on the skin of the suit
the cable got cut and George, my neighbour, hurtled to the space
like a failed sperm of the humankind
while drifting my neighbour George went through his life
what he could have done differently, when the shimmering
blue planet caught his eye
he stated: there sure are shittier ways to die
…but I really wish I was there
Original Finnish lyrics here. You can listen to the song here.
